we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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