My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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