He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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