clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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