ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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