what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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