I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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