weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
mondays should just be called national damage control day
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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