She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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