imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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