We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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