Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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