quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm just crazy horny about you
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
