Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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