I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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