FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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