I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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