... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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