He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.