No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'