toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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