everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he puts the penis in happiness.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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