I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
