why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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