oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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