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i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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