I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Randomize
