oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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