Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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