Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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