So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There's always time for handjobs
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I FOUND THE LEGS
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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