We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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