im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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