So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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