all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
vagina is talking i cant
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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