i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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