? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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