i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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