oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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