We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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