using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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