remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just pee around me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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