i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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