OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Soap is not a condiment
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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