Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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