thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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