you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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