It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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