He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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