He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she told me i tasted like america
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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