You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
even my farts smell like vagina
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
