i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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