none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
only if we run a train.
done.
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I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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