I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize