the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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