You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We have started to decorate penises.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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