I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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