I puked a lego.
She announced her abortion via fbk
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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