I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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