We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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